dbvictoria:

Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.

(x)

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bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

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pawnee-parks-and-rec:

misskonata:

This is probably one of the best disney cosplays I have ever seen! 😂😂 #kronk #yzma (at Disneyland/Califonia Adventure)

Even better because he was doing the marathon while wearing this!

pawnee-parks-and-rec:

misskonata:

This is probably one of the best disney cosplays I have ever seen! 😂😂 #kronk #yzma (at Disneyland/Califonia Adventure)

Even better because he was doing the marathon while wearing this!

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alltailnolegs:

Oh look some daddy baby photos because I was cleaning cages and what better way to procrastinate~

(this is flower btw)

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johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

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pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

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napoleonshaircut:

microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé 

this is the definition of power and status

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bunnybotbaby:

threedaysdisgrace:

can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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paddyngton:

Shrimp Worlds

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